"...for when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes—not that you won or lost—but how you played the Game." ϟ

flustrated
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types of xmas songs

cloudfreed:

  • Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
  • The Big Red Man Is Coming
  • There’s snow outside. that’s good!
  • I’m alone on xmas and sad
  • Santa Claus is very sexy
  • Christmas trees. love em
  • You know what? it’s Christmas time
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mangopapi:

Elephants come running when they hear their fave person calling

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snakegay:

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

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outrobluesides:

my blood sweat and tears, my last dance too, just take them // for you, i could pretend like i was happy when i was sad

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juliamstarr:

12.3.18 It’s been a sunless winter! 

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8hy:

me, casually: so like…..what’s the exact time you were born?

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thegravelbro:

breaktotheotherside:

pandaflavouredcookies:

davvic321:

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

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thebluths:

everyone around me: *dating* *getting engaged* *getting married* *having kids* *figuring out their careers* *generally having their lives put together*

me:

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czechs-and-holdings:

dynastylnoire:

novembersol:

southernbitchface:

goangelstrong:

Wet baby

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

Look at that smile

They are like furry hippos

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.